Our HR consultants would like to apologize for the error in processing paychecks yesterday. In an effort to make up for their mistake, they will be here between 11 and 1 serving pizza to all employees.
Free pizza. Someone help me. That's like my own personal kryptonite.
I have a few thoughts on the matter:
- FEED ME!! Free food just some how manages to taste better. It's like my memories from being a starving college student kick in and add extra tastiness.
- Our HR consultants should make ginormous mistakes more often (short paying and over paying people is AWESOME!) if they continue to bribe me with Papa John's pizza.
- One slice of pizza is 330 calories. I could eat an entire 5 gallon bucket of spinach before I hit that calorie count. Not cool, calories...not cool...
Wish me luck.