Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A Runner's Christmas Song

I saw this on I Have Run and loved it so much I had to share. It can be sung to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire (The Christmas Song):

Runners braving the elements,
boogers freezing in their nose.
Yuletide carols blasting through their headphones,
and toenails missing from their toes.

Everybody knows a Garmin and some chocolate GU,
help to make the run go right.
All the runnerds, with their eyes all aglow,
will run 'til they get that high.

They know that running makes their booty tight,
and crazy runners will even go at night.
And every runner's child is gonna spy,
To see if mommy or daddy runs by.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
to runners from one to 92...
Although it's been said, many times many ways
Happy Running to YOU.

Love it! Most of these things wouldn't have made much sense to me prior to embarking on my running journey, but now that I've been running for over a year I feel like I can totally relate! I just love runners. The end.

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